When I received my invitation to attend the Girls Aloud Party (televised last night), I couldn't find the words to respond ...so I just didn't go. I have to say that the decision was the right one.
What a pile of plastic, poptastic poo!
The party proved - although I saw no drinks or nibbles anywhere - beyond a shadow of doubt, that you can make millions of Her Majesty's pounds by clattering around a stage in frilly frocks, stillies and lip gloss and with very little else. Apart from a couple of the girls who managed to hit various notes throughout the shindig - Cheryl y'nailed it Cole not being one of them - the rest were as badly tuned as the hedge trimmer Chu Me uses on my bikini line.
And isn't it ironic that Mrs. Cole - whose singing was flatter than Brie Van Der Kamp's chest - could mentor someone as knicker-wettingly good as Alexandra Burke?
Girls Aloud? I suggest you turn it back down, dears!
Sunday, 14 December 2008
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Bummer. I've just bought tickets to their concert.
ReplyDeleteOB
My Dear Ophelia,
ReplyDeleteMy sadness for you is infinite. I hope you can gain some comfort in the knowledge that there will be a support act...oh...and, I expect, a hotdog stand.
I trust this helps ease your pain?
Crusty x