Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Spears Come Back - Arena or Function Room?

After all of her recent troubles, Brittle Spears will be pinning a lot of hope on her up and coming tour.

Brittle, was described as "vacuous" by Belfast's tallest mountain, Eamonn Holmes, after he had to endure an interview with her for This Morning. Seemingly she didn't have a clue where she was, what she was doing and looked like a frightened little rabbit - although in fairness I think Crusty would feel the same if she found herself sitting in front of him too.

Anyhoo... Brittle will be mortified to learn that tickets are not exactly selling like hot cakes, but more like a discounted bag of stale buns.

At this rate her come back will not be held in grand arenas but the function rooms of a handful of social clubs, with Bingo instead of a support act.

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