Monday, 4 May 2009

More Spears for the Armoury?


Rumours are rife through out the world of pop regarding the talent-ed/less* (*delete as appropriate) Brittle Spears.

It appears that American Idol presenter Ryan Seacrust has started the rumours on his Los Angeles radio show; he said the information came from a "reliable source". Crusty wouldn't take the word of a reliable source, dear! That's where the British Government have been getting their information from and look how wrong they've got it!

Brittle's hangers-on have denied the rumours by saying, "she is, like, sooooooooo not pregnant, like, ok?"

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