Wayne Rooney Has No Idea!

The wife of non-aesthetically pleasing footballer Wayne Rooney appears to be having a sad old time of it during her pregnancy.

Crustettes will recall one had posted on this very subject before in the distant past.

Somebody had apparently been posing as Mrs Rooney on Twitter and leaking the news that the couple had successfully bred and that a baby was on the way. The two Roonies had their spokesman announce immediately that her twits were false. However, one's mystical powers tingled and one knew that it was only a matter of time before expansion of her mid section would begin.

Anyhoo ... poor Coleen has announced to Closer magazine that, "Wayne has no idea how hard pregnancy is".

He may not know how hard it is now, dear but I'm quite sure he grasped the hardness at some stage during the conception! It was a good night for her and a good night for him.

May all go well and the pitter-patter of studs be upon you soon.