Saturday, 14 February 2009

What Not To Watch!

Though the world economy is falling to its knees and sobbing uncontrollably at its losses and our own British people are wondering what horrors lie in wait for them around the corner of life, Crusty was flitting through the internet and came across news that should - if only temporarily - lift the spirits of the nation and give them something to celebrate.

Mediocre makover monsters Tranny and Susannah have been given the thigh-length, pointy-toed boot from ITV; their contract has been terminated, shredded, stuck back together and shredded again (just to make sure), and incinerated.

But that is not all, my little Crustettes; they will be moving to America; clearly are condolences lie with our American friends but to quote the marvellous Martin Luther King "Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

But we do not have time to be complacent and rest on our laurels; we must now turn our attentions to Colin and Justin!

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