Let's Have a Look What You Could've Won! The Election?

"I'm proud of you, Bully!"

Are The Labour Party Revolting?

Crusty understands there were shifty shenanigans going on in the House of Commons yesterday after Gordon Brown had, allegedly, performed well in the week’s session of Prime Minister’s Questions, or PMQs as it is annoyingly referred to by the media (their parents spend all that money on an education and they start speaking in abbreviations! It’s outrageous!).

Anyhoo …according to Peter Peggy-on-a-Sunday Mandelson, it appears Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt were misjudging the mood of the Labour party and were revolting.

One tries not to step into the world of politics (one simply does not have the correct shoes) so one can not comment on their mood perception but as for them being revolting … well, one would concur wholeheartedly, poppets.

Gordon Brown Does Not Roll Over.

Brown: "Result!"

Goodness! One has been reading the headlines on the interweb and Gordon Brown whipped off on a tangent when pressed by the media recently. They pressed him on whether or not he should resign before the next General Election.

"I do not roll over!" He replied.

Bit of a bugger for his ladywife if he´s hogging the quilt ... no?

Separated at Birth?

Is it just Crusty or was there some awful tragedy in our recent history, when a mother left hospital with only one child instead of two?

This would certainly explain many things; chaos and terror in the heart of Gotham City and the same throughout Her Majesty's realm. We've also just seen Catty Woman resign so there is another thing we must take into account.

Crusty hopes they are reunited very soon!

Caroline Flint Clomps Away From Cabinet

Well, poppets, the state of British politics is certainly bobbing along on the winds of change, is it not? The expenses malarkey has certainly made people stand up and think and certainly made our long, long, long, long ... well, it seems like eternally serving .... Labour politicians stand up and think how quickly and effectively they can stab our Prime Minister in the back.

One has never been particularly fond of Gordon I'm-sinking-faster-than-a-hooker-with-two-minutes Brown but must admit there was a squeal of glee from Crusty's vocal opening when the pool of noxious slime - Brown's predecessor, Tony Blair - was booted out/resigned* (*- delete as appropriate).

Anyhoo .... dressed in something far too tight for her shape - which had clearly been last put on a boil wash in error - Europe Minister Caroline my-haircolour's-natural Flint clomped up the path of Downing Street to deliver her resignation.

She explained to the Prime Minister that he was only using her as "female window dressing".

Goodness me, poppets, he'd need to invest in a substantially wide window and once in situ I would doubt the sight of that one on display would entice anyone into the shop!