Paris Hilton - Not As She Appears

Heiress to Sunderland's castle, Paris Hilton, has hit out at remarks about the way that people perceive her from her television programs.

Crustettes will no doubt have seen this doyen of celebrityism on recent television trailers, posing in her pink nightie while stroking her Chihuahua as it rests on a scatter cushion.

Paris said, "I am not an airhead!"

Draw comfort from the knowledge that Crusty never thought for one second, that there was air present in a vacuum, dear!

Paris Hilton - Don't Believe A Word Of It

Heiress to Sunderland’s castle, Paris Hilton, has revealed in Glamour magazine (what on earth she is doing in that, Crusty has no idea!) that she had read a story telling of how she had been dancing sexily in front of our royal darlings; Prince William and Prince Harry.

The story was apparently untrue.

Paris advised Glamour’s readers not to believe everything they read…I don’t know about that, dear, but Crusty certainly doesn’t believe what she sees each time there’s a photograph of you in front of her.

“Ninety-five percent is bullshit”, she said…yes, dear, and the other 5% is bleached blonde hair and a hat!