Gold Medals Required, One Feels.

Well, poppets, the Winter Olympics has passed now, but everyone who participated seems to have had the most splendid time and medals were dished out in ribbon-festooned abundance to our refrigerated Olympians.

However, one was slightly puzzled when one heard that someone had won the gold medal for going down on a skeleton.

I'm quite sure the love interest of Jarvis Cocker does the very same thing at least a couple of times a week but they aren't awarded a medal ... though, in fairness, they should be.

Very peculiar, is it not poppets?