tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post7127123522883791449..comments2023-10-16T15:59:53.475+01:00Comments on Dame Crusty Gusset Opens Up: Mark Warr - A Regional Emergency!Dame Crusty Gussethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01246120392804754080noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post-27935726286739086992009-02-11T07:39:00.000+00:002009-02-11T07:39:00.000+00:00My apologies dear Dame - I was judging on a purely...My apologies dear Dame - I was judging on a purely passing knowledge of his presenting skills as I'm loath to watch regional TV at all. I'm sure he's wonderful - or was.<BR/><BR/>OPAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post-60994318065969512942009-01-16T22:35:00.000+00:002009-01-16T22:35:00.000+00:00My Dear Ophelia,I suspect you keg of Diamond White...My Dear Ophelia,<BR/><BR/>I suspect you keg of Diamond White has ran dry, my darling, and this is the reason for your harsh words. If you can manage to sustain yourself on some Listerine and soda in the meantime, I will arrange for Chu Me to send over a replacement keg in the Bentley.<BR/><BR/>My little Marky is both gorgeous - aesthetically but also equally gorgeous deep within his inner being - and professional and I shall not hear another bad word against him!<BR/><BR/>In fact, since his sickening treatment in the Tyne Tees News Team Massacre, I am looking to adopt him as my own. Should you continue in this vein, you shall not be invited for crumpet.Dame Crusty Gussethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01246120392804754080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post-32020727281017646582009-01-14T18:53:00.000+00:002009-01-14T18:53:00.000+00:00Whilst I can appreciate the attraction in a purely...Whilst I can appreciate the attraction in a purely aesthetic (though plastic) way - you have to admit....he's a shite presenter.<BR/><BR/>OBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com