tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post4179954441792196522..comments2023-10-16T15:59:53.475+01:00Comments on Dame Crusty Gusset Opens Up: The Brit Awards 2011 - Crusty ReflectsDame Crusty Gussethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01246120392804754080noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post-82094678868054114092011-02-19T15:17:18.727+00:002011-02-19T15:17:18.727+00:00You are too kind poppet and your words humble one....You are too kind poppet and your words humble one.<br /><br />If Mr Cowell had indeed put such a voucher in her stocking, one would have dispatched Chu Me to her boudoir with some tippex and a pen to alter it to 'electrocution' lessons. Can you imagine the L'Oreal advert for that? <br /><br />"Weak? ...Limp? ... Lifeless? Smokin' like a hedgehog on a barbacue afta havin' five thoosand volts passed through each of y' nipples?" <br /><br />Mwah mwah <br />xxxxxxxxxDame Crusty Gussethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01246120392804754080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post-44836831269714582032011-02-19T14:42:21.398+00:002011-02-19T14:42:21.398+00:00Once again Dame C I know exactly when to use the F...Once again Dame C I know exactly when to use the FF button,love your unique take on the evening festivities. Poor Cheryl, I do hope Simon Cowell managed to sneak an elocution lessons voucher into her stocking after he slid down her chimney whilst playing Santa,she will need it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com