tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post275484425623221129..comments2023-10-16T15:59:53.475+01:00Comments on Dame Crusty Gusset Opens Up: Crusty - Devastated Once More!Dame Crusty Gussethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01246120392804754080noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post-43068965083066836532009-05-04T15:41:00.000+01:002009-05-04T15:41:00.000+01:00My dearest Strumpette,
First of all I must apolog...My dearest Strumpette,<br /><br />First of all I must apologise to you for not replying to your post earlier. As you may have read, Chu Me and I have been visiting one of my many international properties for a brief respite after he awoke one morning to find a fox had ripped the head of his cock off. <br /><br />Since returning, a further delay in a response has been caused by the information regarding Cheryl y'-nailed-it Cole and her appointment as Worlds Sexiest Woman 2009.<br /><br />A day after returning and reading your news I started to feel ill and ...well, not to put to fine a point on it ... projectile vomit was the word “de jour”. At first I thought it may have been induced by something one had swallowed on holiday but the village doctor, Arthur Pedic, concluded it was an adverse reaction to this horrendous news. You know, sometimes Crusty just doesn’t understand the great British public, although one suspects she was chosen at random by some magazine editor closing her eyes and sticking a pin in a photograph (pity it couldn’t have been the real thing, dear, is it not?).<br /><br />Now, reading this I do not want you to feel guilty, in the slightest, for making Crusty violently ill. One likes to be kept up to date will all celebrity gossip no matter how shocking…plus the weight I have lost has allowed me to fit into a rather stunning Size 6 Prada Ballgown I purchased some years ago.<br /><br />Crusty xxxDame Crusty Gussethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01246120392804754080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post-71468903447659515202009-04-23T19:47:00.000+01:002009-04-23T19:47:00.000+01:00Dame Crusty, we have missed you and I think it is ...Dame Crusty, we have missed you and I think it is quite fitting that you return today, of all days, St. George's Day (even if he was a turk). In your absence not only has the local Tyne Tees-Cumbria-Borders-Isle of Man-North Yorkshie television channel lost the plot in moving Markie Warr to one side for Helen PeengPong again but more alarmingly the country has lost the plot. Why do you ask? Not only are we in the depths of a recession that has not been seen since the start of the Nations favourite daily press, the Daily Foam and the effects of Alistair Eyebrows Darling Budget but the nation has voted Geordie gal Cheryyyyl Coal as the Worlds Sexiest Woman 2009. I fear I may need some extensive therapy other than that at the bottom of a bottle of Vaux Samson bottled in 1965. Yours StumpetteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com