tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post1746921876589927281..comments2023-10-16T15:59:53.475+01:00Comments on Dame Crusty Gusset Opens Up: Helping Those In Need.Dame Crusty Gussethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01246120392804754080noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post-44057954600309002672009-07-26T10:39:49.560+01:002009-07-26T10:39:49.560+01:00I loved the poem! Better luck next time. But tak...I loved the poem! Better luck next time. But take comfort that even in China they have similar problems.<br /><br />Here is a short haiku-like piece I wrote a while ago .<br /><br />http://poetry4fun.blog.co.uk/2009/05/25/a-haiku-about-chinese-proverb-in-action-6173383/<br /><br />Summer - 2 men and a bridge/<br />One man plans to jump/<br />One man bridges thought to deed.banana_the_poet/Michele Brentonhttp://poetry4fun.blog.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post-21549717649702783342009-07-21T21:41:49.473+01:002009-07-21T21:41:49.473+01:00My Dearest Uncle Dick,
I truly thought I had succ...My Dearest Uncle Dick,<br /><br />I truly thought I had succeeded, as I walked off sipping one’s gin and chuckling contentedly to oneself...though not in a cruel way of course.<br /><br />I must tell you that this very afternoon, at Crusty Hall, some rather unkempt individual was collecting old trainers for a poor school’s sports day and I had advised her I knew where one could lay one’s hands on some slightly blood stained Reeboks ... I assured her they were of the utmost quality – if not a little damp … and perhaps ripped - and like the previous owner the lucky little poppet who received them was sure to fly through the air once he (or indeed she) popped them on. Having said that, I doubt whether they would repeat the elegance you showed last night, particularly when you somersaulted after bouncing off those two preening puffins relaxing on the first ledge down.<br /><br />Anyhoo … tonight it is! This time I shall leave the stilettos at home and shall opt for a more practical pump; that way I can perhaps build up some speed as I come from behind. As a precaution, please ask the gorgeous Lady JJ to pack a thermos and a waterproof jacket, should we need to make a few attempts.<br /><br />Love, joy and laughter & happiness ever after,<br /><br />Crusty xxDame Crusty Gussethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01246120392804754080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-958366057644304512.post-44255220424015674672009-07-21T19:05:22.376+01:002009-07-21T19:05:22.376+01:00All you had to do was push but you didn't push...All you had to do was push but you didn't push hard enough! I missed the rocks by a good ten feet. I'll be there again tonight. Please put more shoulder in your push this time, Dame Crusty.Uncle Dick Madeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124053234469634414noreply@blogger.com